A foray into the depths of imagination. And waffles.

I'm just your average Pirate, ordinary Timelord, everyday Hero.

Lets have some fun.

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Well, this sucks.

I’m terribly sorry, everyone, but there has been a minor yet horribly major costume malfunction. Ergo, all those amazing things that were coming in the next two weeks? Gone.

I’m sorry, dear friends, but it could be another two or three months until I post any actual content.

I’m so sorry.